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A good reputation is more valuable than money.
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I feel again a spark of that ancient flame.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
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Religion is what a person does in his solitariness.