Quote #19057
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
Quote #19892
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Quote #15340
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #3518
Of all the worldly passions, lust is the most intense. All other worldly passions...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #8839
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have...
Quote #20416
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #7547
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #10246
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
Quote #3705
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.