Quote #10734
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Quote #14994
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
Quote #18972
There is divine beauty in learning, just as there is human beauty in tolerance....
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #7878
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, but the...
Quote #20955
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
Quote #21385
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
Quote #10862
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote #19291
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.
Quote #1462
Goodness, armed with power, is corrupted and pure love without power is destroyed.