Quote #19551
If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...
Quote #8459
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
Quote #9060
Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
Quote #4255
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Quote #11811
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude...
Quote #10738
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #796
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #20836
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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It is the habit of mediocre minds to condemn all that is beyond their...
Quote #1653
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...