Quote #9600
I must follow him through thick and thin.
Quote #18198
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
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They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #9091
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #3775
Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
Quote #7583
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #18491
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #13418
I believe that all of us have the capacity for one adventure inside us,...
Quote #4356
The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.