Quote #20402
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #2748
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #10231
We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
Quote #7026
For if that last day does not occasion an entire extinction, but a change...
Quote #2182
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #10538
Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum...
Quote #14920
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #21754
I have a right to my anger, and I don’t want anybody telling me...
Quote #3333
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Quote #18527
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...