Quote #20862
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #16650
Truth is the safest lie.
Quote #7589
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #13286
He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Quote #6868
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #4158
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Quote #1180
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
Quote #20513
A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want...
Quote #2827
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...
Quote #846
It’s no good trying to keep up old friendships. It’s painful for both sides....