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I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #15678
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #9204
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #10082
God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
Quote #5167
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #7209
A man is not finished when he’s defeated he’s finished when he quits.
Quote #1460
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by...
Quote #9140
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.