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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
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It is probably safe to say that over a long period of time, political...
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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We Americans know-although others appear to forget-the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek...
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If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #18072
Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.