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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
Quote #16703
Time gives good advice.
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In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration...
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You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish,...
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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...