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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13725

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Grace Spear

Quote #17648

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The more we give of anything, the more we shall get back.
Theocritus of Chios

Quote #21699

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
Steven Wright

Quote #19259

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19129

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
Harold Ross

Quote #17085

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21524

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
John Mason Brown

Quote #11327

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Unknown

Quote #18372

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Total self-esteem requires total and unconditional acceptance of yourself. You are a unique and...
William J. Clinton

Quote #4483

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
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