Quote #20711
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #3915
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
Quote #8933
In order to be profoundly dishonest, a person must have one of two qualities...
Quote #9064
Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #5095
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this...
Quote #6378
To a quick question, give a slow answer.
Quote #3474
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all...
Quote #12843
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #4341
It is only the ignorant who despise education.