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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s...
Quote #3396
How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through...
Quote #9577
The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
Quote #13691
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #5548
Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether.
Quote #20846
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #13832
I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to...
Quote #10386
The trebling of the population in this small and impoverished country, flowing with milk...