Quote #5526
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
Quote #18667
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
Quote #570
What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
Quote #21710
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #279
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #16537
In God we trust all others must pay cash.
Quote #13600
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be...
Quote #5959
Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature Avoiding danger is no...
Quote #5957
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
Quote #15831
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.