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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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A man who doesn’t trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
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Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...