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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn’t afraid of...
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The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they...
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Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to...
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Realists don’t fulfill their ambitions. There must be a dreamer in all of us.
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The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...