Quote #20060
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #9828
Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
Quote #15621
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #4039
No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Quote #17365
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Quote #21410
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #3210
Keep close to Nature’s heart… and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb...
Quote #8373
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
Quote #2682
The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.
Quote #6590
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...