Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a...
Quote #11741
In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Quote #19426
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #12241
A mighty pain to love it is, and ’tis a pain that pain to...
Quote #3752
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
Quote #19904
So if it seems that some of what I’ll have to say in the...
Quote #8626
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #8413
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence It’s good to be silly at the...
Quote #127
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.