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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Ellen Glasgow

Quote #7787

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern. No idea is...
Warren Earl Burger

Quote #11429

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We must have a program to learn the way out of prison.
Mark Twain

Quote #1644

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year...
George Eliot

Quote #1034

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
Ellen DeGeneres

Quote #20011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven...
Alice May Brock

Quote #11243

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Dwight D Eisenhower

Quote #250

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
Malcolm X

Quote #21801

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #28

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
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