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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Samuel Goldwyn

Quote #13378

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let’s have some new cliches.
Mary Kay Utech

Quote #18510

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our task is to provide an education for the kind of kids we have…...
Richard Phillips Feynman

Quote #12957

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are...
Charles Dickens

Quote #2521

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Mel Brooks

Quote #11269

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4154

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Charles Proteus Steinmetz

Quote #17742

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Jack Nicklaus

Quote #20990

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one’s levels of aspiration and expectation.
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