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Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
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Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #16664
What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth.
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Pray To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of...
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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
Quote #9960
Love is a great beautifier.
Quote #1759
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...
Quote #14160
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it...