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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a...
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
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I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
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The terrible thing about the quest for truth is that you find it.
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How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more...
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All thoughts, all passions, all delights Whatever stirs this mortal frame All are but...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.