Quote #705
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #19574
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that’s where you...
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #15708
The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need...
Quote #2759
Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.
Quote #9459
A snake lurks in the grass.
Quote #4233
All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #17010
Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
Quote #10150
I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success – the earliest...