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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
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‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
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Love builds highways out of dead ends.
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Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...
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I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you