Quote #17367
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Quote #10998
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
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First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute...
Quote #10064
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #12788
The great end of education is to discipline rather than to furnish the mind...
Quote #14313
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #1085
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...
Quote #18752
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #10484
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #20112
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can’t last.