Quote #2475
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #2053
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
Quote #9702
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #21304
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
Quote #20320
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself he must act in...
Quote #4491
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for...
Quote #8179
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #2347
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #11081
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #10661
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...