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Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Those who really deserve praise are the people who, while human enough to enjoy...
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Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in...
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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever...
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Sometimes the situation is only a problem because it is looked at in a...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations,...