Quote #2732
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
Quote #11971
I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to...
Quote #19183
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Quote #501
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could...
Quote #11618
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #14878
A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
Quote #2446
I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come.
Quote #7848
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...