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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what...
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What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
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The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
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Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice take each man’s censure but...
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Nothing counts so much as family, the rest are just strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp...
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We are at that very point in time when a 400-year-old age is dying...