Quote #3047
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #7207
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #10562
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #18918
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #16190
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #5690
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most...
Quote #4557
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
Quote #9662
There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to...