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Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually...
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
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Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
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Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
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Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in...