Quote #9787
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #13513
While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to...
Quote #14114
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #536
Life is a festival only to the wise.
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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...
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Only the educated are free.
Quote #18782
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
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Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they...
Quote #20578
Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...