Quote #3906
Life’s Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
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That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #3547
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #1442
Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
Quote #7868
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible...
Quote #1490
Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time,...
Quote #13654
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #8448
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #15208
The little things are most worthwhile– quiet word, a look, a smile.
Quote #9905
A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.