Quote #12920
If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
Quote #17679
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #17725
Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.
Quote #1981
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #18005
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #16973
Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.
Quote #8015
Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
Quote #14500
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #21038
Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.