Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #20785
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Quote #3048
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
Quote #4199
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
Quote #6062
That best portion of a good man’s life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of...
Quote #3393
It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
Quote #16631
When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.
Quote #5430
A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of...
Quote #15824
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and...
Quote #4613
Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.