Quote #21410
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
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People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don’t know when to...
Quote #20201
Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...
Quote #11171
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory...
Quote #11943
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #10830
Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the...
Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #16367
Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind. You...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #11584
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.