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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our...
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living...
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No matter how long it takes, If you keep moving, One step at a...
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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...
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If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
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To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’