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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
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We ought not to judge of men’s merits by their qualifications, but by the...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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In how many lives does love really play a dominant part The average taxpayer...
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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
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The test of an adventure is that when you’re in the middle of it,...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...