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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
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The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
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Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
Quote #16145
If you take a flower in your hand and really look at it, it’s...