Quote #20429
I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #5875
The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread,...
Quote #14109
I don’t hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire...
Quote #9765
Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
Quote #2694
We not only live among men, but there are airy hosts, blessed spectators, sympathetic...
Quote #8541
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #7517
Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but...
Quote #17597
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #4070
It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get...