Quote #3623
There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those...
Quote #7260
My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do...
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #19506
True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who...
Quote #19195
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #20260
Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true...
Quote #1262
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #1993
I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
Quote #1473
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.