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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #15689
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #3958
Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech.
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You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...
Quote #7372
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
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If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
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Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
Quote #11981
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.