Quote #19900
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #17677
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually...
Quote #4287
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #3291
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Quote #16948
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #16873
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #5253
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And...
Quote #16688
Vulnerant omnia, ultima necat. (All the hours wound you, the last one kills)
Quote #7859
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Quote #12636
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.