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If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #20204
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #5166
Only the shallow know themselves.
Quote #7634
The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that...