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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be...
Henry Adams

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You say that love is nonsense….I tell you it is no such thing. For...
Hubert Humphrey

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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
Wayne's World

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Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Russell Long

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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Robert Francis Kennedy

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You can’t make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can’t make...
John Kenneth Galbraith

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Technology means the systematic application of scientific or other organized knowledge to practical tasks.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7279

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I don’t give a damn. to...
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