Quote #1530
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #7216
I can take it… The tougher it gets, the cooler I get…
Quote #20909
One dies only once, and then for such a long time
Quote #14249
You’ve got to have something to eat and a little love in your life...
Quote #2242
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #21374
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #14757
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #702
Every artist was first an amateur.
Quote #13108
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
Quote #21009
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.