Quote #16420
You look at where you’re going and where you are and it never makes...
Quote #18004
When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro.
Quote #14041
I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose.
Quote #14327
Teenagers go to college to be with their boyfriends and girlfriends they go because...
Quote #4303
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #17492
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #5473
Little friends may prove great friends.
Quote #12110
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #2025
The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...