Quote #2216
Why dost thou gaze upon the sky O that I were yon spangled sphere...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #4182
One’s religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
Quote #12727
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
Quote #15702
We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
Quote #13509
Any necessary work that pays an honest wage carries its own honor and dignity.
Quote #2604
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #8629
Peter Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice...
Quote #17657
Of two evils choose neither.