Quote #7189
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...
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We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
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Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...
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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #8093
I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...