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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it write something to...
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One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
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Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads...